His voice. 

I hate working away from home. The 12-hour days spent setting up the class room, the question that I have had to answer a 1000 time before, then the packing away, only to come back and start all over in the morning. The worst part is the drive to the budget chain hotel, to my bland, generic room and a long evening of tv and myself deal with. But tonight is going a little better than most nights, as I have my darling kitten with me, we have permission to play and we have a call from maîtriser to look forward too!
We are under orders to be fed, bathed and in pj’s by the time he calls at 8 pm. So that’s how we come to be perched on the end of the bed, with Kittens phone between us, counting down the seconds till he rings weirdly it’s his voice I miss the most, after the way he feels when I cuddle him. It has the ability to make my do as I’m told one minute, to make me smile the next and wet and horny the next. It can calm, arouses and command all at the same time. His thick French accent, with a hint of Italian and your occasional slip of the tongue that tells of your time spent living in the west country.
Lost in a slight day dream I nearly jump out of my skin when kittens phone starts to blare out his ring tone of ‘all my friends’ By Dermot Kennedy starts to play. I think kitten must have been thinking the same as me, as her sacking hand reaches for the phone and she slide the lock screen and hits the answer button and then speaker. ‘Hello’ she says in a small voice that is very much her being shy and nervous.
Then comes his voice in a thick droll and steady as always, ‘Hello kitten, hello mouse, how are both my little ones? Have you been behaving? Have you been good girls for me?’ It’s with these word that I’m lost, I breath out a sigh I did not know I had been holding in. My shoulder hunch as I relax, letting all the stress of the day go and let the feeling of being safe and love, wash over me. God how I have missed him.
Kitten and I turn to face each other with the phone between us. sitting crossed legged on the bed, tucking feet underneath. We chatter away about what we have been doing and how are days have been. Having turned to face Kitten I feel a little distracted, but then I always do when it comes to Kitten. She is so damn beautiful it takes my breath away. Shifting a little, my knee bumps hers, I look up at her big brown eyes and blush. ‘So how did your course go little mouse?’ I hear coming from the phone, but It barely registers in my fuddled little brain.
‘hmmmm. Yes, what was that’. which is met with a shocked look on kitten’s face and stony silence from the other end of the line. Then clearing of his throat and ‘Mouse what did I just ask you?’. I panic and try I recall what he said, but I just can’t. I know not to umm or ahhh about thing or try to stall when asked something. So, I chose to fess up.
‘I don’t know, I was too busy looking at Kitten and thinking about doing stuff to her’. Blushing like flip and looking down at my lap. Again, I hear him clearing his throat and then a chuckles ‘what a sort of things mouse? Were they naughty things? Have they made you wet little one? Kitten be a good girl and check for me.’
She is up on her knees and moving towards in an instant. She pushes me back on the bed, her hand pulling my panties to the side, slipping inside, and plunging in to me. slowly running her cold finger up and down, then circling my clit. As quickly as she started her check, she abruptly removes finger, and brings it up to her mouth. ‘she is wet maîtriser, she smells yummy. please can I taste her maîtriser?’
‘As you asked so nicely, yes you may Kitten, but listen to me, I want to hear you make her moan and whipper, and then when I tell you Ruin her for me kitten. Do you understand? ‘ . I move myself up the bed, pulling me t-shirt off and hooking my thumbs in the waist band of my panties, dragging them down over my hips. Kitten is on her knees and curling up the bed towards me, the look in her eyes makes me whipper. I hear maîtriser chuckle and the sound of a zip being pulled down. Oh, dear god now I know what he’s doing at the other end of the line. I have blinding vision of him stroking his cock.
Next thing I know kitten is between my legs, having pulled my panties all the way off and tossing them on the floor. Maîtriser tells her to go slow, teasing, and gentle. His gentle tone is telling me to play with my nipple rings, to lose myself in the feeling and that I can stroke my kitten if I want. My eyes close and I just feel. her fingers, her tongue and the sound of maîtriser voice, its start to become a growl. His close, I can picture his hand moving faster and feel his grip become firmer.
Kitten has reached my clit and is lapping at it like her namesake. then I hear the words ‘Now kitten, make her come now!’ That’s when she sucks my clit between her teeth, biting lightly and pushing her tongue flat against my clit. I can’t keep it in any longer, I come undone, scream out her name and then all feel is bliss. I hear grunts coming and the throaty growl.
When I come down of the celling, when my breathing calms, I looked down and see kitten kneeled between my legs, a happy smile on her lips, then her tongue licks the moisture from her lips. A muffled noise breaks the silence. We sit up looking for kitten’s phone, that has become tangled up in the sheets and pillows.
‘that’s my good kitten, well done little one’ comes the voice on the other end. ‘Good girl mouse, you sound so beautiful when you come’ Smiling from ear to ear I roll on to my tummy and kiss kitten. I can taste myself on her lips. Then I hear ‘now mouse I want you to return the favour to kitten, and then I want you to turn the lights out and go to sleep, do you understand’
‘Yes maîtriser, we do.’ We say in unison. A reply of ‘good girls, Good night my sweet little ones’
‘Good night maîtriser, we love you’ we say. Then we hang up and I turn to kitten and promptly return the favour.

Wicked Wednesday

Dairy 16/10/17 – 22/10/17.

Diary: Mouse
Monday 16th October 2017: 5.45am – Well I have to say waking up in my own, with the girls and with you is the best feeling ever! So, I’m getting up and having breakfast.
6.30am – I’m dressed, had breakfast and meds and neb done. Can I go feed the girls now please???
7am – squeak! The girls can have a bath I a bit! Thank you for feeding Evie and burping Connie, Evie is not quite getting the boobie yet! And shush about my boobies and wanting to tie me up, not for a bit big man!
8.30am – Bath time. Be still my heart, I have never seen a man look so frightened of doing something wrong. Connie looks tiny in your hands.
9am – So home and house mouse time! Little bear is such a good girl, she has put the washing on and the dishwasher!
10am – Ok so I’m doing my own meds for the week…. Breath mouse, breath….
11.15am – back to feed the girls and have cuddles! Love you Frenchie.
12.45pm – Please, please, please stop sing Justine Bieber songs at the babies, they are starting to like them! Can’t you do something metal or rock? Country or punk? People are going to think were weird or something!
1pm – fettucine Alfaro, from starch, I’m so impressed!
1.30pm – Nap time! (and story and cuddles!)
2.45pm – Off to do feeds and cuddles. Blimey, I will be glad to get them home so it’s a wee bit less chaotic!
4pm- Dog walking! Dear god have I missed being able to do this and not get puffed out after a km!
5.15pm – Little bear and Babe cooking dinner together for the first time ever. Was awesome and Babe letting little bear boss her round a little was a nice touch! (was that your idea?)
6pm – Last feed of the day and just think they will be home this time tomorrow!
8pm- tired and needy! Bath, snack, and bed.
9.15pm – Can we go and get the girls tonight?!? Please?!?!?
12.10am – ok so I feel sleepies, but it’s tomorrow so we can go get the girls 
1am – pain killers and sleeping pill is needed! Love you x
Tuesday 17th October 2017: 8am- Ok so I slept well, thank you for taking charge and making me take meds. I admit I was being stubborn and I’m very sorry. So, can we go get the girls now???
9am – Ok I made a pig of myself, but that is the best breakfast ever! Porridge with bananas and honey, fruit toast and 3 figs with yoghurt and nuts! Can we go now?!?
10am – kitchen clean, bathrooms blitz, and dinner in the slow cooker. Can I at least pop the stuff in the car?!?
10.30am – YAY! Thank you for saying we can go get them!
11am – This is really real!!!
11.30 – Way to make your wife cry! How did you get NICU graduate t-shirts and the unicorn car set cosy’s??? I must say thank you to Kitten as well, leggings and zip up hoddies, in different purples. I have the most style savvy babies!
12.45 – baby briefing done and home we go! Ekk!
1pm – They are home!!! So yeah, I’m taking them on a guided of the house and introducing them to the dogs!
2pm – Ok I’m going to level with you Frenchie, being sat on the bed, feeding the girls and just looking after my tiny little humans is just the most amazing feeling ever and I feel like it’s just what I was meant to do.
2.30pm – Babies are sleeping and I’m meant to be napping , but I’m sat watching them!
4pm – Ok so I was tired, but waking and the babies not being there freaked me out! Come downstairs to find you dancing round the kitchen with them , while cooking dinner , fucking priceless 
5pm – Girls are all home from work , I get to cook with you and the girls are getting cuddles from everyone. Babe has even asked to give them their feed 
6pm – cripes I think we may have made too much food!
6.15pm – aww you knew Steve was coming, round, didn’t you?!?!
7.30pm – aww Steve looks big and burley most of the time, cuddled up with the girls he looks all little and cute!
9pm – feeding times, nappy change and down for the night. Now time for a shower, snacks and meds and bedtime!
11.20pm – umm why is little bear cuddling Evie and holding a hole conversation with her?
2am – So this will no doubt get old, but first ever night feed! For some reason Bella, mad eye and spidie seem to think I need their help!
Wednesday 18th October 2017: 6am- Early morning feeds done, breakfast and meds and neb done! I’m dressed and ready for the day!
8am – Girls bathed, dressed and down for a morning nap! Now it is time for house work and time for you to go do some work buster! *Bossy Dommy wife stare*
11.15 – Bedroom blitzed, sheets changed, dirty sheets washed and hung out. upstairs vacuumed, dusted and wood work cleaned. Bottle serialised and made up. Silly as this will sound but I recklessly happy to be able to clean my house again!
11.30 – Feeding, burping and bums done!
12.15 – ummm your making linguini Alfaro for lunch, what do you want?!
12.40pm- Dear god that was lush! Can we have cuddles and read on the sofa!
1.20pm pm – Well if you will read me filth, you will get blow jobs!
1.30pm – Your taking the girls to work with you?!?! that is so cute! But thank for this, means I can sit down and do the course content and finish that article. X
3pm- So taking the girls to work is code for having a chat and a cuddle with them does it!
3.15pm – Dinner is on, pudding is made and I’m now going to take my nap!
4.20pm – can I have my babies back now please? They need feeding and I need cuddles!!!
5.30pm – why does everyone arrive home at the same time? But it is bliss having you all home! Kitten and Little bear look like nutters dancing with babies, but hay I don’t judge. Thank you for kicking back and having a beer with babe, I know she loves teaching but something has gotten her worked up and I worry she is bottling stuff up!
6.50pm -That was good food! Time to put the girls down and then get ready for bake off!
7.30pm – I cannot tell you how nice it is to be able to have a bath on my own with the door shut and not have to worry that I’m going to get stuck in the bath!
8pm – Bake off! Can I get a pocket-sized Noël fielding please?
10.20pm – I was checking for light leaks not sleeping: P. but yes, I will do the girls and go to bed!
11pm – Bed time story, lights out and cuddles, thank you x
2am – night feed done and bum clean! Again, the dogs seem to think the girls need a guard of houner or something!
Thursday 19th October 2017: 5am – I think Connie takes after me for her love of early mornings, food, and cuddles while the sun comes up! Evie is like you and grumpy if I wake her up early, but like me for fulling asleep half way through things!
6am – breakfast with the girls! Have not done this in weeks and it is sooooo good! It is made all that much better that are numbers have go to 6 now!
7am- Time to get me and the girls ready for the day, as Aunty May will be here at 8.30. Little bear is very excited about a day of clean and tiding!
8.20am- can you please stop copping a feel of my boobies please! Girl bath and down for a nap, Dressed and meds and neb done. Tea made and wish me luck!
8.45am – tea drunk and let the house cleaning begin!
11.30 – Holy crap almighty! I had forgotten what it feels like to clean with aunty may watching! Upside is that I fed the girls and she took over burping and bums!
12.15pm – Family lunch. Blimey we get through a lot of bread with soup 
2pm – ok I admit it I love watching the girls sleep and I need my afternoon nap still!
4pm – Got to love when May cooks dinner! I get to play with the girls and the dogs. #spoiltmadam
5pm – your all home early! So, what do we do, play Cluedo, we are that rock and roll!
6pm – I put it to you that home cooked food is better than 90% of stuff you can but while out!
6.45pm – Babies and I are going to take a shower and put are jamies on, cos we can!
7.10pm – girls down! Thank you for taking may home. now let’s do this games night thing then!
9.15pm – You are such a sore loser! We beat you fair and square, just cos I chose to make out with kitten does not mean we cheated: P
10pm – fed, burping and bums done. Kitten and I are turning in for the night, I’m cream crackered!
11pm – story, cuddles and lights out!
2.30am – Love you so much for doing night feed! X x
Friday 20th October 2017: 5.45am – So that was the best night sleep in ages! Thank you so much for making me stay in bed! Girls are super hungry today. Thought I was going to lose a nipple!
6.30am – yup I love figs and honey and will give blow jibs for them! Hell, I would beg for them, hell how am I kidding I beg for anything if your involved!
8.30am – Up dressed, breakfast, meds and neb done. Babies bathed, dress and awake! Why am I so nerves about the midwife coming??
9am – midwife is on time, so that is a first! Girls are doing fine. Connie is dead on 5lbs and little miss Evelyn is up 4lb 9, so super proud of my girls! I’m healing up well, but got a lecture about pushing myself to hard 
9.45am – So I am going to attempt to walk to the shop and back with the girls!
10.20am – Ok so not doing as well as I thought, close to a panic attack  I am going to take a bit of time and have a rest. Tired now!
11am- Fed, burped and clean bums! Must get Babe chocolate for her feeding chart!
12.15pm – Ok I could very much get used to having you popping in for lunch! Oh, and getting me tacos!!!
1.15pm – Yup you get afternoon blow jobs if you are working from home! 😉
3pm- feeding, burping bum cleaning done! Now having a nap, again!
5pm – oh bless Babe waking me up with a kiss on the nose!
5.30pm – I love Babe’s idea of cooking dinner, Fish, and Chips!
7pm- ok now I’m so shocked, I never thought the girls would fight over changing a poopy nappy!
9pm- Hehehe, we beat you at monopoly again!
9.50pm – I swear Connie just cries so she gets cuddled!
10.30pm – bottle, burps and bums done! And so, to bed. x
1.15am – Boobie, burps and bums done!
Saturday 21st October 2017: 7.30am- who…. What…. Where…. . Thank you for letting me sleep in and doing the whole of the morning thing, love you froggie x x x . Also, just so you know the girls love their daddy very much too!
8am – I’m up, dressed, eating breakfast, and doing my meds and neb. Kitten is making me go in to town with the babies and her, cos I need to get out the house and not let my anxiety level build up too much. Terrified, but going to do it. *determined look*
9am – Ok so bag packed, girls tucked up warm, comfortable shoe on, anxiety meds taken and off we go.
11am- I did it! So proud of me and Kitten knows best! On a flipside, I think people must think me and kitten are a couple, cos we keep hugging and kissing. I love that.
11.15 – First time breast feeding in public. No dirty looks or fuss. No need for an apron or fancy get up just used the scarf you got me. thank you, hang up got over!
1pm – Ok we are getting the bus home!
1.25pm – Did it, I’m doing well today!
2pm – late lunch, again thank you!
3pm – off to the super market, please let the girls be ok!
5 pm – oh lord, now I remember why I hate the feck super market on Saturday!
6pm- thank you for asking Steve to dinner I was really worried about him.
7.30pm – I have missed curry night! Girls are tucked up.
10.35 – last feed and now to bed!
12am – I can’t sleep 
2am- getting up cos I really can’t sleep.
2.15am – Hell, what the flip is with the dogs?!?! Mad eye has now decided that I can’t hear the girls crying and must come get me when they do! It’s very off putting to be woofed at by the sheath dog!
Sunday 22nd of October 2017: 6am – so yes, no sleep, feel like crap, need food and strong tea. Thank you for doing the girls morning feed and bath, it is going to take a lot to get this pixie ready for mass!
7.30am – You didn’t have to make me breakfast, get me in the shower or pick my cloths out. But thank you, it is such a help! I’m now going to power nap till a little before 10, like you said to!
9.50am – Smooches to babe for sorting me out. Tea, makeup, and hair done!
10.30am – Well here goes mass with two tiny babies!
12pm- Oh my god Father Michael is epic! Cuddling Evie, the whole first half was wicked!
1pm – pub lunch!
3pm – Home and power nap time! Zzzzzzzzzz
5pm – Why the feck do I have 17 potential client emails and one from &($%! Asking me to host and run 3 courses in December? I’m on maternity leave!
6pm – Beans on toast for tea, thank you! I could not have eaten proper grown up food.
7.30pm – Bath time.
8.30pm – So yeah, I now fall asleep in the bath. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
10pm feed done, bums done, babies asleep, Little mama to bed and sleep. Zzzzzzzzzzzz
3am – dear god, never has 5 hours sleep felt so good! Mad eye came and got me to sort the girls out, again! Is he after extra sweet? Or does he think the are some weird human looking puppies? Anyway boobie, burped and bums done! I am now going back to sleep!

So that was last week and my first week of motherhood done and dusted! how was all of your weeks?

Hugs,

Pixie x x x x

 

The diary of Pixie Heart – 12/6/17 –

Monday 12th June 2017: 6am – Up and at them! so happy and got my bounce back!!! Woke you up how I’m meant too as well!

6.20 am – yay shower with Babe! she is so kind and even shaved my legs for me! getting out to find you chose my cloths for me again made me really happy! Purple Maxie dress, no bra and black lace boy shorts, with my Birkenstocks sandles! hair up in a messy bun and light make up. I look really pregnant today :/

7am – See I is all better! I made you steak and eggs! thank you for making me my breakfast smoothy! toast and fruit for me and the girls , but aunty may is having a fry up!

8qm – do you have to go to work?! you could stay home and we could fuck?!

8.30 am – squeak! tattoos and piercing for the girls !!! thank you for my treats as well , I know and understand why I’m not allowed to get them till after sprogging.

9.15am –  ok need to pee again! could you ask you kids to stop jumping on their poor mothers blader!

10am – made it in the city, but dear god is it hot and sticky!

12am  – tattoos and piercings done! Babe did not flinch and Kitten just swore a lot. Little bear, well she cried, ouched and nearly broke my fingers off! I had to feed her spirit and animal crackers the whole time and a bar of chocolate after!

1pm – ok so back on the eating for the whole family! banana milkshake, bean bugger, sweet potato fries and fried pickles. with a massive tomato and spinach salad! don’t judge , but I want ice cream too!

3pm – Shopping done! I can’t hide my bum any more and I have actually bought maternity jean! also finally got outfits for the conferees sorted!

3.30pm – home just in time for a nap and I’m taking Kitten with me, cos I need muddles! Frenchie I passed my foundation degree! and a 4.00 GPA!

5pm – Woken up by a kiss from you! oh you are so coming to bed for a bit , I have a Kitten and I’m not afraid to use her!

6pm – see I knew we need a Dom cuddle session! I love when you put us across the bed and let us kiss and play with boobies , while you keep swooping sides and who you fuck! also love you growling heads down, bums up!

7pm – hehehe! pizza and salad take out , cos we was fucking!

8pm – bath time and Babe reading to me as a treat!

9pm – Why do I need to go to bed at 9pm and with little bear? I’m not tired!!!

Tuesday 13th June 2017 – 5.30am – Ok I was super tired! Good lord I need to pee so bad already!

5.45 am – ok can we snuggle?! and yes by that I mean I feel frisky 😉

6.30am – hehehe, that was fun and by god was it nice to make Babe come like that! Shower time now buster, you are not kissing my aunty with your beard smelling and tasting like me!

7.15 what has gotten in to you?!?! not that I did not like that .you washing me, and than bending me over  , planting my hands on the wall, pushing my feet apart and then just fucking me! oh and the shower head on pulse on my clit, dear god in heaven sweetheart!

7.30 am – ok have you got a new Lolita look kinky going on?! loving the cut off overalls and mini mouse vest top and sandles look tough! oh and by the way I love the light makeup and pigtail look!

7.45am- FOOD!!! I had a bowl of bran flakes with a banana , 2 slice of toast and a boiled egg, 3 figs and yoghurt and a massive glass of milk!

8.30am – I still have to do English lesson?! oh poop!

10.30am – Bloody hell! that was tough! Right pee time and off to look at community college for me!

12.30pm  – Yay I want to go here so bad! they have great arts and writing programs, they do a start-up your own business thing , and an amazing chace for the babies!

1.15pm – we got to meet you for lunch! salad , soup and bread ! and more fruit and yoghurt! and cuddled and kisses for me!

2.30pm – So yeah we seem to of made in to maceys again! oppsssie!

4pm – Home for a nap on the deck in the sun , and yes I have sun cream and hat on!

5pm – woken up by a kiss again! oh and ice tea, nice touch!

6pm – aunty may and little bear made chips, veggie fingers and peas and corn!

7pm – family tv time!

10pm – time to get ready for bed?! yes Boss!

11pm – bed time story was inspired chose dude! cuddles and sleepy time!

Wednesday 14th June 2017: 4.20 am – So yeah I’m awake and yeah I sort of kind of woke you up to , but baby names are not going to choose themselves Frenchie!

5.45am – So we got names sorted, birth stuff sorted and a plan for baby shopping done! thank handsome for indulging me and just letting me talk it all out of my little head!

6am – shower time , come on get your butt In their mr! little t is not going to clean himself, that is my   job!

6.20am – Clean! today I have decided to wear a blue summer dress with sandle, hair in pigtail and light make up! yes I will wear a hat and yes I will have my water bottle with me!

6.45am – I’m making waffles and bacon! mine and Kittens will have fresh fruit and yoghurt with them!

7.30 am – do you have to got to work?!? We could all go swimming or kidnap Sir beasty and …. *pouts, stamps foot and looks sad*.

8.30 am – so we have decided we need to go by mor panties at target, no really we do!

10.15am – Ok so panties seems to of turned into baby, dog and house shopping trip to target! oh and can you please talk to little bear about what she says in public and how loudly she says it please? Today we had ‘ Pixie I love reading sex toy reviews on your twitter feed, when are we going to start doing them? The 4 of us masturbate enough’ . the worse part is aunty may was doubled over laughing!

11.30am – ok So you rock frechie! getting home to find you have a massive food parcel delivered and its got a picnic for us to have on the deck, holy mother is that ace!

12.30pm – So sitting on the deck, under a sun awning and eating with the girls is heaven! so soing this all of next summer with the babies!

2.30pm – Sleepy now ….

5.10pm – awww I crashed again, didn’t I! thank you for waking me up with a kiss, but  what’s with the bag and card!?!?

5.30pm – I’m Skyping your mother I don’t care what time it is! that is like the signal most thoughtful thing anyone has ever done for me!

6.30pm  – So I have stopped crying , for now! no I will not take my sparkly ring off , your mamma gave it to me! Chinese food tonight and a Game off-chance! yup I think are nerd is showing!

9pm – I did not cheat! My boobies look huge all the time! why is Aunty May going to bed early again, what are you up to?!?

11pm – Mercy , I call mercy! my bits are too sensitive! good grief, where the flip do you a) come up with this, b) get your energy and c) how do you get the girl to do that?!

12pm- Ok so your aftercare rocks! bagels, hot milk , lotion , pj’s and a bed time story , night you wonderful man! x

Thursday 15th June 2017: 6.20am – Tired and sorely , can I stay in bed?!? Ok a shower with kitten it is 🙂

6.40am – Really love the fact that it would appear I’m going to be doing the bare foot and pregnant look today! I am also loving you choice of undies, or should I say a thong and that’s it! light make, hair in a mess bun , and red lippy! you know I’m horny right?!?!

7am – big breakfast! piggedout.com

8am – Do you have to go to work?! oh meetings and people be damned! *stamps foot, pouts and hides your shoes*

8.30am – chore list says to take it easy and 4 hours of writing. I want to do washing and clean the kitchen!!!!

9.30 am – So you wont stay home, you teased me to the point of coming last night and now I’m horny, resting and allowed my phone! you have been warned, Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

9.45am – boobies pic and suggestive quotes it is then!

10.30am- I can’t focus to write and I’m wriggley , please can I go read and have a wank, please!!!

12pm – soup a salad and we bread for lunch! can I 69 with Kitten , please!!!

1pm – I told you I was going tease yah! please, please,please can I go calm myself down?!?

2pm – I’m going to exploded soon! Why has Babe got her evil grin on ?

3pm – Oh you delightfully twisted sod! edging and control practice at the hands of Babe, Yummy! bring it on dude!

4pm – Nap time, Babe let me come and I is now exhausted. Zzzzzzz

5.30pm – your home a full hour early and whats in the bag??

6pm – dinner of homemade veggie starfy and sticky rice!!!

6.45pm – What’s in the bag?!?! oh and yes I love dvd in the family room!

8.15pm – Bath time with little bear. I think she might of put too much bubble bath in though?

8.35 pm – thank you for saving us an I really am sorry you shirt and tie got wet 😦

9pm – why don’t I have my jammies?

11pm – uncle! stop, I can’t take any more, bloody fucking Norah! So you go a new paddle and toys! I need to drink a gallon of water after that. Fuck! Oh and book on bondage for babe? Christ I’m watching my step from now on!

11.30 pm bedtime story and cuddles, best after care ever invented, night x x x x

Friday 16th June 2017: 6.30 am – ok so I’m shattered , so not having caffiene  today. only 3 days left out here, don’t want to go home 😦 So shower and get ready for the day 😦

7am – thank you for the cuddle in the shower, I feel very small and delicate. I just want to hide :(and thank for choosing my cloths!

7.15am – toast, fruit and yoghurt , and bran flakes! really wish you could be off today, but ill have fun sight-seeing with the girls!

8am – I have been thinking , but could we read the book club book together now that I don’t have home work?! just a thought 🙂

9am – good lord what the flip does it take to get a baby girl, two subs, and pregnant little out the house?? Aunty May and Muffins!

9.45am – Ok so I don’t think I could or will ever tirer of saying , ‘Oh just taking the subway in to Manhattan’ London and paris are great to look round , but it is awesome here!

12pm – Lunch and a sit down! Cripps my feet hurt and I’m all hot! Not sure if little bear and aunty May liked the art as much as the rest of us, but will be happy with the aquarium .

5pm – Off to meet you from work! love doing this so much! and going out to eat after work to!

7pm – Stuffed! I love the fact that over here the don’t think I mental for just having side!

8pm – I’m tired out , can I just chill and watch tv? oh and can I have my foot rub early, Please???

10.30pm ok bed time story and sleeps!

Saturday 17th June 2017: 5am – So I’m freaking out , it is less that a week to the conference and I am in a different country! I should be helping them all out and pulling my weight. also I have only jus realised that I’m doing a whole flipping hour and that I am freaking on in between like amazing speakers! Thank you for saying I could get up and write. brain is moving at a million miles an hour!

6am – so got that all out my head! thank god , I never knew how much of the stuff I worry about is actually really nothing for me to worry about at all! silly pixie! so shower and get dressed , then breakfast Skype call with steve!

8am – Ok so defo nothing to worry about on the conference side of things , admin Alison is on it! all I need to do is to booster my confidence and yay!

9am – family day! ok I’m voting for sitting on the deck and reading or an Underworld marathon!

12pm – yay we finally get to have burgers on the deck cooked on the grill!

1pm- what do you mean by ‘cute’ when I eat chilles and lime;)

2pm movie time!

3.45 pm – ok so , yeah , hi….. did I full asleep again!?

5pm – One last pizza and salad blow out before we go!

7pm- eaten too much , can’t move! Movie and early night!

9pm – so I have woken up now its time to go to sleep!

11pm – hehehe! I wore Little bear out! Babe gave her a good old spanking too! But best bit was tag teaming you with kitten! I may be 4 moth pregnant , but I still got moves and I know damned well how to use them!

Sunday 18th June 2017 – 6am – up and at them buster! yup plan home day! really don’t want to go , but hopefully next time will be back with babies and back for good! So get that cute butt in the shower!

7am – everyone up, showered and ready for one last breakfast t the dinner!

8.30am – I am going to miss this place so much!

9.30 am – Ok so packing time! yay! {(not)

12.30 – Last lunch at our little dinner 😦 can we not stay?!)

1.45pm – Keys dropped off

2.pm- I’m just going to put this here, I’m not having ago or moaning or being a brat, but I really don’t want to go home. I don’t want to deal with my family, work or the midwife. I want to stay sat on the deck , chilling and taking naps. but I have to be an adult and go home, but I just want to say I was super happy here and cant wait to come back for good.

5pm – get the feeling sir beasty might be majorly pissed at me 😦

6.17pm- I have never been more willing to take sleep meds and just sleep the whole way home!

1/6am – I have time traveled and I’m almost home, night or morning Frenchie…

Well I have made it home to my quiet little corner of the uk! I’m kind of sad to be home, sure I get to the dogs, my god kids and nieces and nephews, but I was really happy and felt settled in New Jersey . So I will rest today and be back on top tomorrow!

Hugs,

Pixie x x x x

 

 

 

 

 

The diary of Pixie Heart – 29/5/17 to 4/6/17

So here is my diary from last week! it seems to mainly be about babies, food and fucking , but that seems to be what my life is full of at the moment! Hope you enjoy and have a giggle at my what I call ‘life’. lol

Mouse’s Diary:

Monday 29th May 2017: 5.30am – I have woken up feeling very needy and horny. But after last night’s telling off I don’t know if it’s ok to wake you up or not L Going with it being ok or a least that telling you is ok?!?!

6.30am – Right choice mouse! Got a shag and cuddles! Hustled straight in the shower with little bear and told no touching!

6.45 am – out shower to find my green fern print playsuit, matching pink bra and panties, and pink cardia laid  out waiting. Babe is on the case of trying to get my hair to coaptate and doing makeup!

7am – Pills taken, neb done, bs level 4.1. Breakfast made for me, by you. I had fruit and yoghurt, two slices of whole grain toast and a boiled egg. Reading to Aunty May.

7.30am – Walked belle, on lead for 45 mins. Puffed out when I got home. Cuddled on the sofa with kitten and watched the news. I still feel daft that I don’t understand it allL

8.45am – Home work time! Thank you for sitting with me and helping me with it. I get lost with it sometimes, but I don’t feel silly when you help me!

10.45am – Snack time – glass of milk, two breadsticks, a carrot, stick of celery, 5 radishes and 3 tbsp. of hummus. Back to writing a blog post.

11.55am – Thank you for letting me do the laundry. I know I must take it easy and rest up, but I also love doing the cloths washing, I find it calming!

1pm – BS level 5.2. Lunchtime. Grilled cheese sandwich, tomatoes, and spinach salad, with olive oil and balsamic vinegar. Bananas and custard!

1.45pm – Walking at the park. Aunty May stayed home with Little bear as her tummy is still poorly. Its’s so lovely  here. I wish we could stay. I really don’t want to go home and face my family in a few weeks!

3pm – Ok afternoon snack of an ice cream and strawberry sundae rocks!

3.30pm – Nap times with Kitten and little bear! All tucked up and I was out like a light in under 5 mins, tied little mouse! Proof you really do know what’s best! Love you x x x x

4.45pm – Yay I get to cook with my little bear! Thank you, I do love cooking for the family and if the bear helps I feel like im teaching her something that is useful and worth while!

6pm – Veggies lasagne, salad, garlic bread for dinner and apple pie and ice-cream for pudding!

7pm – Bath time with Kitten! Clean jammies, slippers on and munch made! Time for DVDs in the family room (We need one of these when we move!)

9pm – Why has Aunty May gone to bed at 9 in the evening? Why are you looking so smug?

10.30pm – Ash so it was Subby practice in the living room you had planned, was it?! Ok So super fun, I was brave and a good girl! Cuddles with Kitten are the best and Babe and Little Bear got some serious freak on!!!! So, I’ve got my neb to do, meds to take and then bed time!

11pm – Bed time and story time. Bagle and hot milk for this mouse and sleep!

Tuesday 29th May 2017: 5.45am – Ok so Fitbit said I slept right through the night! So, I woke you up for a cuddle, cos well I need one! BS 4.3

6.15am – Up meds taken, neb done and shower time with babe. Come out to find my new black satin boy shorts and bra layer out. As well as my blue jersey knee length dresss and my red converses. Babe gave me boxer braids! Wearing a little bit of makeup and my contact as requested!

7am – breakfast time. Scrambled eggs, flat bread, tomatoes, spinach cheese and chillies. With a glass of OJ on the side. Blimey Babe can cook breakfast!

7.30am – Oh bum in a jock strap, English with Bob, really!

9am – Great doctors, again! I know I need to and I must but, I bloody hate it. But then I get to go to work with you J

11am – You told sir beasty on me L oh well working in your office and the view is great. I had a chocalet and banana  protein shake for my snack is that ok?! I also had some almonds! BS 7.4

1pm – Lunch time. Grilled cheese sandwiches, soup, salad and fruit and yoghurt. I’m eating like a baby dinosaur!

1.30pm – I have just noticed the is a lock on your office door!!! Can we, please……

2.30 pm – Ok so really can we please do something?!?! PLEASE!!!! BS 8.2

3.30 pm – See I told you no one would notice and that it would make you smile! But thank you for putting me on your desk and making it all about me, I cannot tell you how much I really needed that! It’s like I feel like I’m going to exploded! Ok so I will be a good girl and curl up on the sofa and nap like a good girl!

5pm – Blimey big man! I was tired! Home time! Can we do the bus?!?!

6pm – home. Aunty May mad veggie stew and dumplings. Delicious!

6.45pm – quick tidy up and freshen up, in to my new red tea dress and off to, where are we going???

7.30pm – Open mick!!! YAY! No singing of JB though, please!!!

9pm – ok you do know I’m getting funny looks being sat on your lap, right?!?

10.30 – Pizza on the way home, Yay!

11pm- Bedtime stories when you tipsy are fun! Thank you for everything about today!

 

Wednesday 31st May 2017: 6.20am – Woke up full of beans! So, can I go take Bella for a walk now?! BS level 5.2.

6.35am – well that was nice! Thank you for having a shower with me! Also, awesome outfit. Batman panties, Red maxi sundress and sandals. No bra. 😉 Hair in a messy bun and make up. Oh, and thank you for letting take the hound out on my own!

7.20am – Lovely walk with Bella and I did not even stop for bagles!

7.30am – Yay! Aunty May made soda falls for bredie!

8am – OMG! Your letting us go to the zoo, all the little off shoots of the big zoo!!!

9am – Ok I hate having to get buses in the UK, but I can do them here, why is that? I also love the fact that men get up and offer me or aunty may a seat!

10am – ZOO!!!

11.15am – Ok had 2 scoops of ice-cream and a banana as snack! Baba said it was ok!

1pm – Lunch time – Cheese salad sandwich, soup (leek and potato), apple and banana. Little bear got told about meeting people next Friday and pipped up in the lunch cue ‘Do I need to take condoms to meet them’ What the flip does she think we going to be doing?!?!?

3pm – So sorry I made Babe ring you. I just worried about missing my afternoon nap. So, I have decided at of the 3 options given, that I will go to bed and hour early. Little bear said she will come with me so I don’t have to go on my own! I had a 2 apples, cheese, and oat cakes for my snack!

5.30pm – Yay! Getting to meet you from work is ace and with all of us is epically ace! Bus home is quite fun and you smooth for caring Aunties May’s bag!

6.30pm – Mexican food and ice-cream for dinner! Bus level 8.5

7pm – I can’t do the Xbox, it makes no senses! Thank you for letting me curl up on the sofa with my book.

9pm – Bath time with the little bear!

9.30pm – Teehee! We have not been in bed all together like this in ages, well not this early! Can we play please! Bagels and cream cheese for bed time snack

11pm – 69’s, dildo’s and fucking from behind! What an end to a fabulous day, thank you x x x

12pm – So why does little bear always want to ‘chat’ before sleeping?! Oh, and remind me to get you to have a word about her wanting to wear a onesie to dinner next Friday!

Thursday 1st june 2107: 6am – Well that was a good nights sleep! Hustling me out of bed this early is not a pleasant way to be woken up, but yeah we got shit to get done.

6.20am – Well what do you expect if you’re going to make me shower with you! I will not let part of you go to work not clean 😉 Green shift dress with a white cardia and brown salt water sandals. Love my gravy bra and panties with daisy on them. Light makeup and hair pinned up at the front.

7am – So getting up too Little bears breakfast is always interesting! Ok she did good. Fruit salad with yoghurt, bran flakes and toast and jam. BS lee 7.4

7.45 – So babe packed my bag and snacks. I have veggies, oatcakes, and dip for this morning. I half a peanut butter and banana muffin and half a white chocolate muffin for this afternoon! I have Everything I could possibly need and yes, I have my water bottle!

8.15 – Ok so I am pregnant and a girl but why can’t I carry my laptop bag?! Oh, I forgot you’re in charge and it’s a man thing right! Love you and yes that was me sassing you!

9am – Yay! Office and studio time! I really could be your PA you know, I’d be a good girl and everything……

10.30am- When to get you coffee, found the breakrooms secret freezer, it has frozen yoghurt lollies, having on top of my snack!

11.30am- I’m off to get lunch. I have google maps on my phone, I have the instructions in my head and for safety I have yours and sir beasty’s number just in case!

12pm – this deli is amaze-balls! First place ever to not looking at me like I’m bonkers for wanting a cream cheese, beetroot and coleslaw sandwich on rye and they sell 7 different type of pickles!

12.20pm – Aww we are having a picnic on your studio floor!

1pm – Well now I know that the door locks and you get extra horny after a big New York sandwich. Also, I have a feeling that’s why I’m wearing a dress. Can I blow you under a sound desk later if I behave!?!?

3pm – I have 6 more slides to do and I’ve finished these bloody presentations. But for now, snack, milk, and nap time!

4.45pm – I was a tired little mouse again! Thank you for the wake up of a kiss and a cup of hot chocolate, the babies thank you! x

6pm – have I started wudderling?! Thank you for carrying my laptop bag and holding my hand J

6.45pm- Why do men keep giving up their seat for me? they don’t in the UK! But sitting down and having you lean down kissing me and rubbing my tummy is nice. Oh, and fyfi I think that people get said bump is your handy work, but if you need to make sure know then, ok! More than happy for you to push my dress up, my panties down and for you to fuck me on the bus if you need ;). pizza for tea, again. Salad and fruit and yoghurt as well!

7.30pm- Bath time with babe! She shaved my pussy for me, see that is why  I love living with women!

8pm – Jammies on and family game of monopoly, we are so rock and roll!

10pm – I swear little one cheats, or tries  to! Good plan in making Aunty May banker. Babe offering sexual favours for Mayfair be the way is not fair!

11pm – apple and cheese before bed time story is delicious! Can we do pen of the damned catch up over the weekend?! Tuck in and sleep! Bus level 6.4

2.35am – Bad dream about the twat! Thank you for letting me have cuddles and sleeping on your chest is going to help! X

Friday 2nd June 2017: 5.45am – Waking me up for breakfast now yes, I will sound grumpy but it’s nothing personal. Getting down stairs to find you made me breakfast and even used my special cup, melts me in to a puddle oh warm goo! Sitting and going through the times online and explaining things to me J

6.20am – Today I will be wearing batman panties, blue t-shirt bra, care bear t-shirt and a denim pinafore dress. With daisy converse pumps. Hair in a messy bun and light make up, but full on red lipstick. (are you going for the Lolita look babe?!) Bus level 4.1

7am – Ok so I am sat writing reports for clients and vets, before 9 am. I’m sorry but I was SOOOO board!

9am – total mood crash! Can I just stay home today, cuddle on the sofa and watch DVDs please L

10am – I can’t make the skype thing work on my laptop and I want to talk to sir beasty! L

10.30 – want to make buggers for lunch and use the grill, but its big and bloody scary! Babe is reading the instructions. I had 2 apples with maple syrup as my snack today!

11.15am – well that’s not fair! What do we eat for lunch now!?!?! Oh, and what do you mean only men touch the BBQ or Grill food on it?!?! Can Aunty may use it, she’s a grown up!

12.30pm – So I’m eating bread, cheese, apples, and ready salted crisps for lunch! Can we have buggers tomorrow? Please!!!!

1.45pm- We are off to Jersey City, Baby shopping!

2.30pm- dear god! Why , oh why did we go in the first store we found! Bloody woman was like oh your big for 15 weeks, are you sure! no, I’m just saying it and really, I just ate all the pies! then she stared tiring to sell me a $550 breast pump, I’m mean WTAF!

3pm – Ok gender-neutral baby gap shopping has made me simmer down!

3’30pm – So not home for nap. (asked babe if she will drive home and I’ll sleep in the car) hot milk and donut for afternoon snack!

5pm – home, dinner prepped and ready to go! Bus level 5.6

6pm – Veggie tagin, cuscus and green beans and tomatoes. Thank you for bringing apple straddle home for pudding!

7pm – We must go out more! Oh, fuck it I am loving family board games and DVDs, even if it means I’m old! And thank you for Indiana jones!

11pm- I did not fall asleep on little bears lap, I was merely checking for light leaks! Bagles, cream cheese and cucumber for bed time snacks are my fav! Story and tuck in time. X x x x x

Saturday 3rd June 2017: 6.45am – Wow I slept late! Feel little today, can we stay home and do stuff?!? Oh yeah got to go in to the city L

7.15am – ok I love these cut offs, thank you! Mini mouse panties, black push up bra (my boobies look obscene!) Green camisole and blue cardie. Light make up and hair in a ponytail. Bus level 3.6

8am- breakfast at the diner! Hash browns (3) grilled tomatoes and mushrooms, 3 eggs scrambled and whole grain toast and strawberry jam. glass of milk and 2 glasses of water! I’m going to go pop!

9am – thank you for letting use go by bus and not driving! I like to get the bus here!

10.30 am Yay! I love looking at art with little bear, she asks questions and I can answer them! Hot milk and donuts are a huge bonus!

12.30pm-  Bs level 7.4 . Salad and bread, with French dressing. Banana for afters! Going for a walk by the river after lunch will be nice.

2.30pm – Bs level 6.2. See that walk got my blood levels down! Now dress shopping for Friday! Yay, thank you for saying no to onesies and lb for Friday! Can I kiss kitten and touch her boobs in the changing room?

3.30 pm – bus home! Aunty May is a legend for getting 4 men to get up for her and the girls. But getting to cuddle on your lap is more fun! Sleepy though.

5pm – How am I asleep on the sofa? We were on a bus!

6pm – ekk! Take out and horror DVDs!

7pm – Ok how much food can I eat in one day! 3 slices of pizza and a massive blow of salad! Oh, chocolate cake and ice cream, go on then!

10.30am – so I feel asleep again! What is wrong with me! Ok jammies on and bed, yes boss man!

11pm – Ok horny now, need sex please! Yes, I am going to be bendy, yes, I’m flashing my butt at you and yes, I’m teasing Babe! What you going to do about it big man;)

1am – holy mother of fuck! I am so going to tease like that again. All 4 of you holding down and doing all that, oh dear god! All I’m saying is I’m not going to be able to walk the morning!

Sunday 4th June 2017: 7.30 am – blimey, not slept that soundly in ages! Housekeeping shower and yes, your cheeky sod I am clean Everywhere now! Change of clit and nipple bars to rings. Blue bra and panties. Red floral tea dress, brown sandals with a blue cardie. light makeup and hair in a bun. Bs level 3.2.

8.15am – Breakfast: two raisen and cinnamon bagels with butter and honey. Banana with yoghurt and glass of OJ. I swear I’m eating for the whole of the family, not just me and 2 growing babies!

9am – Ok we are going to Mass, you promised and we are going. So, stop telling me what you’re going to do to me, comb your hair and put a bloody tie on! *pouts and stamps foot*

9.45ama – will you please behave! We’re moving here and I would like to be able to go to mass without the priest thinking I’m some sex starved maniac!

10.30m – Well thanks for that! You nearly made me squeaky in front of a group of very posh housewives! Knob! Yes I called a knob, what you going to do about big man??? Oh, and I had cake as my snack!

11.30 am – oh dear lord! so I have now defiled 3 churches in 3 countries!

12.30 – blimey I am so hunger, again! Soup, bread, and massive salad! Bs level 6.7

1.30 – Walking Bella here is so much nicer than the UK. Thanks for coming with me. your right an hour is the most I can walk without getting puffed out, we may need to look at getting a walker nearer D-day!

3pm – Dinner is in and cooking, smoothy made for snack and I have changed out of my dress and put my t-shirt on (well yours!) can little bear have a nap with me?! Promise to sleep!

5pm – See told you I need sleep and that we would be good! Time to make pasta!

6pm – ok so duck rage works so well and it is so easy to make! Pasta with tomatoes, mushrooms, and feta for me!

6.45pm – bath time with kitten and we can have a soak!

7.30 – I do not get this Xbox obsession and I can’t play it either, so thank t you for letting me do colouring with little bear! Oh, and please stop topping aunty may’s sherry up! Knob!

9pm – Bed time snack of cheese and crackers, veggie sticks and dip and a yoghurt!

11pm – Bed time story, cuddle and then lights out! Night handsome x x x x x x

Love and hugs,

Pixie x x x x

The dairy of pixie heart – 3/4/17 – 9/4/17

 

Dairy mouse:

Monday April 3rd, 2017: 6am – I first time in a while I have not wanted to get up! Dogs walked, Yoga done , breakfast eaten and meds and neb done. I hate not being able to eat breakfast in my own kitchen in the nude or just in my jammies! But seeing as we are all staying with my boss Mitch, I don’t think we should even go there!

9.30am – Again, I / we are home sick as hell! We would have the kids with us but we can’t and it kills! So it’s shopping for New Jersey and lunch out.

12.45pm – Little bear must be mighty sad she refused a Happy meal for her lunch! So, we have gone for the ultimate comfort food and had baked potatoes!

1.30pm – I’m so bored! The is only so much time I can shop for and only so many walks the hounds can take!

3pm – Everything is prepped for classes tonight, I am that fe up I’m having a nap!

4.30pm – So I’ve had a snack, packed a sandwich, loaded the car and Now Big Steve is driving me to training. Can I come home for cuddles?!

6pm – I do not like the 1 ½ drive to get to work on a Monday afternoon!

6.30 pm – upside of having a ‘Body guard ‘ is the mats only took mins to put out! So, let’s do this crap!

10pm – Epic evening of teaching, I should be bouncing of the walls and happy, but I just feel flat, please can we come home!

11.35pm – Ok so getting home to find my kitten in tears cos she is homesick is the final straw!

12.15am –  Thank you to the stars and back! Letting us come home is what we need. I know you just want to keep us safe and looked after , but we need you, so we are happy and not sad all the time!

Tuesday 4th April 2017: 5.45am –  Dogs walked, yoga done, breakfast eaten, meds and neb done Bags packed, girls got up, hounds loaded and we are on our way home!  Mus look like his about to hurl, think his had too much beer last night!

10am – only I decided to come home on the one day that the feck M25 turns in to stand still traffic! Not fair I really need a wee!

11.30am – Home!

12pm – how come we have food left in the house?! Have you not been eating? Worried little mouse now!

1pm – So I made a list of food and bits we need and have sent Babe and Jazzy, flanked by Steve. I have got the first of about 7 loads of washing on . Mus is sweeping and mopping the floors (again I hate people cleaning my house for me!) Nikie and me are on a blitzing the house mission!

4pm – House is clean!!! I’m cooking proper dinner and pudding. Off to walk the hounds, with the girls and mus and Steve.

5.45pm – Your home!!! See is it not nicer to be meet at the front door by your girls and a drink?!?!

7pm – See I am awesome at guessing what you need for dinner!

 

7.15pm  – Housekeeping shower, care to join!

8.15pm – Ok so I’m really fucking clean! Dear god I have not cum that hard in a very long time! So, glad I have your bite marks back on my neck, boobs, and shoulders, I feel owned again!

9pm – Yup, you cannot get better than laying naked on your own sofa and watching the TV! Thank you for letting Babe and Mus have some fun, although blimey could he get any loader? Oh, wait she’s got her Dom head on and has her tongue stud in! lol

10.15  – Bed time , play time! Oh, god you have 3 weeks of lack of supervision to make up for J just saying Frenchie;)

1am – Please , please , please let me sleep now?!?!

Wednesday 5th April 2017 – DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN! I swear I am never going to walk straight again, ever. Yoga done , dogs walked , breakfast eaten , Meds and neb done! Washing on , cloths hung out to dry and ironing the first 3 baskets done! Now to tackle the emails, admin and fucking accounts!

12pm – Christ my head hurts! Lunch, nap and then to pick up the rug rats from bee’s!

2pm – How has Tally got so much bigger in the space of 33 weeks?! and Tino can focus on people now!!! Loved the fact Taylor was looking for ‘NEEE’ . My nephew has a boy crush on my boo!

4pm – Dinner is in , dogs are walked , House work done and admin done! I am now going to play with the little ones!

5pm  – So you came home early to see me and the girls?!? So why did you make a beeline for the little ones and why have you offered to take them for a walk before dinner, on your own?!?! Softie!

6pm – diner for 8 growed ups, 2 tiddlers and a Tino without breaking a sweat!

7pm – Ok now I know you are going soft in your old age. Bathing the babies and reading them bed time stories?! Love you Frenchie!

11pm – how come I’m in bed naked with the girls and you?! I fell asleep, again didn’t I?!?!

Thursday 6th April 2017: 6 am – Up yoga done, babies up and fed, dogs walked, breakfast eaten, meds and neb done. You and the girls are harder to get up and ready then 3 under 2s how is that possible?!?

9am – Why or why, 5 adults and 3 babies to a midwife appointment, really!?!?

10.15 – Thank god for babe and her note pad! I have no idea what she said. Oh, and yes, I do blush when you go on about our selfie and when I must stop having sex and what type of sex I can have! Jesus wept I’m pregnant, not dyeing!

11 am – ok so the ‘cuddle’ before Charlie and Izzy getting here was nice!

11.30am – So I have decided to push myself. I’m taking the kids to ikea!

1pm – we made it safe! Charlie is helping me get the food, with Tino in his sling. Izzie has tally and Taylor and is getting high chairs and a table. I swear we are not normal, the kids around us are screaming for chocolate and ice-cream! My lot ae tucking in to salad , grilled chicken and bread!

1.45 pm – Ok now I know were weird! Charlie and Izzy are walking round and showing things that want when we move. Tino is kipping in his sling, Taylor is chatting away and blowing kisses at all the ladies and tallie is sitting on every sofa and chair! They are wonderfully bonkers and I love them all!

3.15pm – So that is IKEA done! I have bought new glasses, 2 new vases and some bedding stuff. I got new boxes for our toys! We are now having ice-cream!

4.30pm – home! Dogs walked and then to make a quick tea!

6pm – it does amaze me how you all turn up on time for tea! Does that mean I have you well trained!? And does that mean I’m getting a spanking later?! 😉

8pm – baths, stories and bedtime done! Now it is time to play!

11pm – Yummy! I do love it when you tell people what to do to me! Steve is , mmmmm and Mus maybe a grumpy shit at times, but god does that man have moves! Tee hee hee , slightly unfair to let the bear at him! I still don’t like paddles though! Oh and fyi , nipple clamps did make me cum!

Friday 7th April 2017: 6am – up, dressed, kids up and dressed. Breakfast , meds and neb done . Dogs walked, ironing finished and beds all changed. Girls breakfast done .

10am – So we are off to play at the park! It’s like I’ve packed for a small milatrey operation! Tally, Taylor and Tino are all awake and Charlie wants to run to the park. Izzie is being a huge help and carried my handbag !

12.30pm – So we are off to north cuts for lunch! Taylor managed to pull himself up on the park bench! (must ask bee if he is doing that at home!)

2pm – Home for naps!

3pm – Fab you’re working late, due to someone not getting out of bed! Yes, I’m prissy, as it seems Kitten and Babe have said they will work and Jazzy has gone to the mums. We had plans for a girlie night. FML!

4.30 pm 0 Dogs walked again. Home for home work and tea!

5.30pm – Good lord , how much food do kids put away!

6.45pm – Babies bathed and in bed asleep! I’m a childcare ace!

7.30pm – Charlie informed me that he is having a shower and reading himself a story!

8.45- Izzie is in bed asleep. Kind of bummed I’m on my own on a Friday night L

9.15pm  – I don’t like being on my own! So, I have written a letter, finished my course work and I’m now going to start writing this C&FUR course!

10pm – Call from Jazzy to say their car broke down! Thank god, I thought something really bad had happened or they would rather work than be at home! Sorry I went all needy and silly, I still get days when I think this is all going to come crashing down on me and I still don’t believe 100 % that people like me for me! I know I get punished and I know I needy to work on that side of things. I will do better!

11pm – well your home and punishments have been handed out!

12.15am – even when your mad at us you still love us! Thank you x x x

Saturday 8th April 2017: 6.15am – Up , dressed , breakfast done and meds and neb done. Dogs walked , yoga done and house tidied! Babies up, fed and clean. Thank you for taken Charlie to the café with you and the boys for breakfast! Issie and I are going to do the gardening! Sorry Tally woke you up by licking your foot ,  know idea what is up with her!??!

11.45 am – Not sure if I should be worried about Tally?! She seems obsessed with licking people and the dogs! She has spent this morning running around in just a t shirt and nappy, she will not leave uncle Fred alone and sat on the bottom stair for the postman so she could blow kisses at him! Any way Thank you for Tinos bouncer, he spent an hour squealing like a pig! Thank you again for taking Taylor and Charlie to the park! X

12.45 – Uncle Fred really does know how to make a woman happy. Soup , salad and bread and a massive jug of ice tea!

2pm  – Gardening done and tidied away! Time to walk the hounds again!

3.45pm – I can’t stand the taste of wine what is going on!

4.55pm – My darling frog, just because you’re a man does not mean you can BBQ meat and BBQing said meat does not count as cooking dinner! WE are doing the salads, the bread, the corn, the sweet potatoes and sorting the table and drinks out!

6pm  – See I told you so! Spanking later?!?!? But thank you for letting us have a BBQ, perfect end to a perfect day!

9pm  – Ok singing round the fir pit was the perfect end to the perfect day!

12pm – Ok play time was the perfect end to the perfect day! Love you! x

Sunday 9th April 2017: 6am – yoga done, dogs walked with the girls, home to find you not only up, but fed the kids and babies, with Tino strapped to you and Tally and Taylor in just their nappies! WTF! Thank you for clarifying that it is easier to wipe down the little ones instead of changing their cloths and of course it makes perfect sense that Tino is strapped to you cos he kept cry and wanted cuddles! Silly me!

10am- How long does it take to get 4 women ready for a day at the lido?!?! Well we need to make sure we look perfect , right!

10.30am – Lido!

12pm – So I have swam, played in the pool, got stared at and eaten ice cream! I am now going to sit under the sun shade and eat my lunch! I’m very sorry I giggled at you trying to get Tally in to her swim gear, to put sun cream on her and a hat, but it was funny! J

3pm – Nope I was reading not sleeping honest!

4pm – Home and ahhhh! Me and the girls loved our family day, thank you ! x oh and yes my boobies are sun burnt!

6pm – Ok so I did full asleep that time , but ….. Can we get take out for dinner?! Deliveroo?! Please?!

8pm – So yes, I want to do my home work on a Sunday night!

9pm – so I am coming to bed now, oh great and powerful master!

12pm – Christ I need that! Cumming 5 times always makes me want food and super sleepy!

So that was my week! posting it today as I have to be out the house at silly o’clock tomorrow!

Hugs,

Pixie x x x x

Diary of Pixie Heart – 13/3/17 to 19/3/17

 

Diary: Mouse

Monday 13th march 2017: 6am – Ahh! Ok so yeah, shattered still! Up, yoga done dogs walked and meds and breakfast eaten, Neb done. Showered, dressed and hair and makeup done! Little one is over the moon that her new bra fits and said she feels sexy!

9am – Cardiff here we come.

11am- Ok how quickly do you think 4 girls can pee?!?! And yes, I do need hot milk and a gingerbread man, thank you very much!

12.30pm – Dear god, I have never in the 13 years I have known babe seen her lose her calm , strong woman front , but dear god! Thank you for being her rock for the day, she needs you and us, my poor , brave girl!

3pm – thank you for saying Babe can stay at her mum’s tonight, she needs to be with her family and needs understanding and love. Hate it when she is not home , but here is where she needs to be! Thank you my love x

6pm – Only just made it home in time to get changed and back out to work! see you later big man!

11pm – Well I’m shattered! Bloody fuming, do I have the word MUG on my forehead or something?!? How dare Bloody Lucy change the time of classes, what we teach and how dare she think she has the right to set dates for classes! Jesuses Christ in the head instructor, I had 2 weeks off sick and she thinks I need her to take over ‘Running orders and Classes timetables’. Well , she is in for a shock. I must go to the committee with mishandling complaints and about her style of teaching. We are force free and work to a ‘do no harm’ ethic, so well she is in for a big old shock! Rant over, bed time story and cuddles with you and sleep! Love you foggy! X x x

3.45am – Bloody dream about the fucktard and waking up crying again is not how I wanted to wake up! But I was a good girl, took my sleep meds and cuddled back in to Kitten, and was soon fast asleep again!

Tuesday 14th March 2017 : 7.30am – OH MY FLIPPING GOD! I slept so late!! Thank you Kitten for walking the big dog, thank you my little bear for taking the little dogs and thank you for letting sleep, I needed that big time! So, in cooking breakfast!

9am – Ok so washing all done and out drying, ironing under way and then packing for holibobs! Wish you could come and did not have to stay and work or sort the net gremlins out L But I get to look at your cute baby pics with your Nona, so ….

12pm – ok you coming home for lunch and a quickie is always fun and making us all come is EPIC! What has got in to you?!?! But thank you for the bite marks in my boobs and shoulder, now everyone will know who’s I am! And yes I’m wet writing that and horny and blushing like hell!

1.45 – Thank you so much! Dog and house sitter in the form of the boys! So I know my dogs, my house and you will be looked after for the next 2 weeks!!!

4pm – Oh dear, call from father Michael to say aunty may is ‘rather happy’ and can I come get her! She is 81 years old, I’m her great niece and I’m the one picking up a drunk! Oh, lord I think her and you mum, plus the girls in Rome is going to be, FUN!

5pm – Really wish you was home , aunty may is being a little difficult and she would just comment about your bum and flirt with you!

6pm – thank you for coming home right on time! Aunty may meant you have a nice bum silly head. She and jazzy have been stalking my Instagram feed. Poor beasty, never going to leave him in a room with bear or may after a few drinks! They would rape the poor man . (hell, we all would, but hay J

 

7.50pm – oh for fucks sake I am putting a very drunk aunty to bed! Trying to take her bra off by pulling it down her body and getting it stuck cos knicker and skirt got in the way… Yes, the women in my family should come with a health warning, but in that bad, am I?!?! I’m locking are bed room door tonight, knowing my luck she come in to find me giving you a blow job and give me pointers!

8pm – Housekeeping shower! Yay you got me clean big time! I do love when you just bend me over and fuck me, I needed that and I still want more Frenchie! Bed time?!?! And I don’t want cuddles!

11pm – holy fucking god! Should of known you had a few tricks up your sleve for tonight. 69’s, no hands, spankings, strap on and nipple and clit clamps! Having to change the sheets before sleeping is always a good thing! I do love the twisted basterd side of you my darling!!!

Wednesday 15th march 2017.: 5 am – Ok, up, dressed, breakfast and out the door in 3o mins is AHHHHH! How has may not got a hang over ?!?! Airport here we come!!!! Miss you already! X x xx

7am – can we please , please , please get the little bear some help for her fear of flying , other than a huge amount of sedative?!  A very giggly , little girl , is a very hard to get on a plane! Thank god for Aunty may and Leonie!

10am – Flight went without any of cuasing a major international insurgent, so Yay! Little one was asleep like 5 mins after take-off! And now you will pleased to know we are off to the hotel and we are taking a cab!

10.45am – please, please, please don’t ever make me get a in a sodding cab in Rome ever again!!! On knees, begging and eyes down cast. Please?!?!?!

11am – YAY! Thank you for the awesome rooms! Twin for your mum and aunty may, and a double, double for us! Oh, and I squeaked when I opened my case and found my little cidders in there! And he smells of you! Love you froggie x x x

12pm – Propper Italian street food! I am in love with this place and I’ve only been here for 2 hours!

 

2pm – Humph! Being made to go back to the hotel to take a nap, really?! I know , I know , poorly , need to rest , blah, blah!

3.30pm ok so sightseeing this time of day is cool! So, so, so glade that your mum is with us, it’s like having are on-tour guide! Aunty may is on good form and being very funny.

5.45pm – Back and time for a shower and tidy up for dinner. I’m even going to wear a dress , just cos I can!

6.30pm – I love having babe and little bear about when getting ready to go out, I have pretty hair and just enough makeup to stop me looking like died! And having the same colouring means we only need the one make up bag!

7pm – Ok I normally hate hotel restaurant, but this one is good. The fact it has 4 veggie mains , as well as 4 veggies starters , side salads that you have a choice of dressings and deserts that sound nice and light!

8.15pm – ok don’t laugh too hard , but I got nerves and got the fidgets and kind of got my finger stuck in a wine bottle. Had to sit in a chiller for 10 mins to get it off L

9pm – Oh my good god! I am in love with the pare and walnut crumble with honey ice cream!

10.30pm – Ok off to bed we go! My aunty may is tipsy, Babe is tearful and little bear is fulling asleep on her feet! So it is an early night for use.

11.30pm – Good night Skype , You big softie! X x x

Thursday 16th march 2017: 7am – will I ever sleep passed 8am ever?!?! Nope! Shower time with Nikie ,

neb, dressed and hair and make up done!

8am – Breakfast, I do love a hotel breakfast! Have I said I really like breakfast????

9am – morning of sightseeing and yes, I’m doing the flipping Spanish step!

10.30am – ok a swear aunty may is me when I was a teenager! Walking up the sodding steps , only to get to the top and say , very load ‘fuck me , that’s a long way to climb when your sober’ . oh, and she got a random monk to carry her bag half way up the steps. Bear seems to be having a klutz day. she tripped up 3 times get up them and 2 time on the way down! Your mum and may won’t let us walk next to each other, out of fear us killing someone! RUDE!

12.15pm – Lunch! I swear I could eat a bloody horse , I think it’s the fresh air!

2pm – Ok I think everyone should be made to do bus tours of Rome, was amazing!

3.30pm – Ok I did need a nap today, snuggling with Bear is the best ever!

5pm – Now I’m on holibobs, but I’m doing homework. I just don’t want to get to far behind and I don’t want to get bad grades J

6pm- thought, having to think about what in going to wear for dinner and stopping and getting tidy is nice. Could we eat at 6.20pm at home? So I can make myself look pretty , oh and the girls have to do it to!!

7pm – Loving dinner tonight, Babe ordered for all of us in Italian!

9pm – Teehee, little bear and kitten be drunk! The waiter told babe she had very good oral skills, to which aunty may told him off!

9.45 – Bed time skype again! Getting us all naked and well make are selves come, FUCK ME was that HOT!

12pm – play time was epic! I think holding Babe down was a nice touch if I say so myself!

Friday 17th march 2017: 7am – Squeak breakfast date with just me and kitten! Love , love , love this! Not done this in ages!

8.30am – So I’m off to mass in a strange country with aunty may, what could go wrong, right?

10am –  OK I am not a religious nut, but in in the Vatican!!! Your mother knows so much stuff, it’s like having a posh tour and not having to pay for it! Even Babe was impressed by the it all!

12.30pm – I have eaten too much at lunch! Why is all the food so delicious!!

3.30pm – sightseeing done for the day, so we are back to the hotel for a nap. Done willingly today, I can hardly keep my eyes open.

5.30pm – Early dinner, and then posh frock, hair, and makeup, as we seem to be go to the opera tonight!

8pm – Off we go to see Opera in its rightful home!

11pm Just home and straight to bed, in buzzing!

Saturday 18th march 2017: 7.20am – Up, neb done, meds and breakfast done! Now shower time and decided what to wear for a walking tour of Rome!

9am – Aunty May is resting for the morning, as is your mum, so with babe in charge, off we go. Oh, and Kitten has the map not me!

12.30 – We made it to are lunch meeting spot on time and without getting lost! We are having a light lunch and then off to look round a museum!

4pm – great afternoon! How does your mum explain stuff without me feeling thick? I’m sure normal people know this stuff and I missed it at school, cos I was looking out the window at the flowers or sky!

6pm – Family style dinner!

9pm – Skype call before bed! yay, but really making me do that to all the girls??? Was much fun!

11.30pm – Playtime was great fun this evening! Babe is amazing as always, thank you for letting us play!

Sunday 19th march 2017: 7.45am – Holy cow I slept late! Lush breakfast with everyone, meds taken and neb done!

9am- shower time and packing. Kitten got stuck under the bed again!

10am- Train station and on the train to Naples! We have all decide to brain storm the story thing beasty suggested, With the help of your mum and aunty may. Your mum has good ideas but aunty may be full of smut!

11.30 – I have learnt that trains in Italy are better than in the up, in not good with peeing on a moving train and aunty may is a Kinky thing!

12.15 – please remind me if babe says it only a 10 min walk to the hotel to not trust her, ever again!

1pm – Squeak proper pizza for lunch and I had salad too! I also had a small glass of wine, but I did have 3 glasses of water too!

5pm – Again if babe ever says fallow me I know the way, do not trust her at all! I thought Brighton had strip hills and winding lanes! Loved it though!

7pm – I fell asleep for 45 mins and got woken up with a kiss from kitten! Love her so much x Dressed in a dress for dinner, not sure what people are going to make of my tattoos, but hay who knows!

9pm- again nice dinner! Ok, think we need more big family dinners when we get home!

9.30pm – I’m having a bath with Little bear!

10pm – Skype Call to read us a bed time story! SOFTIE!

11pm lights out, big day planned meeting your Nona again! Excited!

Afternoon everyone! I was meant to post this , this morning . (opppsss) . But I’m on Holibobs in Italy , and I was half way up mount Etna, so…..

Sorry for not being around as much as I said I would but I was sick and in the hospital and then I was working my little Irish butt off at crufts! But I’m back now and even got a post ready for Thursday!

Toddle,

Pixie x x x

 

The Diary of Pixie Heart

So , I have done! (a bit later than I planed, cos the Wi-Fi went bonkers, again!) hear is last weeks diary, Strangely not half as kinky last week as I would of thought, but you can’t be kinky all the fecking time!

Enjoy,

Pixie x

Diary : Mouse.

 Monday 20th February 2017: 6am – Up, dogs walked, yoga done, breakfast, meds & neb. Kitchen cleaned, swept, and mopped, dishwasher on, towels in dryer and first load of clothes on to was. Can I ask, did kitten do any of the washing last week?! (yes that was me snipping , but I mean nothing by it!

10am – Time to get ready for Norah’s big send off. Thank the gods I have you with me, I am not sure I have it in me to go through this on my own. Why do I seem it be going to more funerals than weddings? Can we just cross everything that I don’t end up getting in a fight with my mother, please?! Why the hell she needs to come I don’t know!!!

11am – well hear goes, let’s say good bye to one of the most wonderful people to ever of been>

12pm – Thank you, thank you , thank you! I really could not have stood up a given that eulogy. Hell reading a poem has done me in! The rest of it was perfect. The flowers, the music , the words you wrote. Must give kitten extra love later for coming up and holding my hand, I would have broken down without that!

12.15 – After party , you actually got them to change it from a wake to Aunt Norah’s after party! She would of loved that! Love you Frenchie, very much! X

1pm – Glad I said no booze, mother is being a horrid mess again. Grrrrrr!

2.30pm – Home , shoes off , bra off , leggings and rugby shirt and yes , I am more than happy to take an afternoon nap!

4pm – Up , dogs walked again, and class prep done. Now what the flip do I cook for tea?!

5.30pm – See I can make a meal out of things in the larder!

6.15 pm – why do you seem to think I can’t take a shower on my own?! Or is it code for something?! Lol but thank you for washing my hair and putting my cream on my back J I missed that I hospital x

7.30pm snuggles with the girl on the sofa , while you are out playing pool with the boys! Ok I know which is best and I don’t care if it makes me old!

11.15pm – How am I all tucked up in bed with you and the girls?! I was on the sofa and watching x-men and then I’m in bed? thank you for reminding to do my bed time neb, silly head that I am!

2am – Great bad dreams again! But at least I get cuddles and kisses to make it better, thanks you Boss man! #spoilt

Tuesday 21st February 2017: 6am – Woke up full of beans this morning, are you sure I must stay off college?! Yoga , dogs walked , breakfast and meds & neb done.  Emails , wagmin and accounts up to date! (I need to get better accounts software, just saying) Bath rooms cleaned , beds changed and floors swept and mopped! This girl is on fire today!

10.15am – Little bear phoned to say she has left her homework in the fridge, she thinks?!?! How is she so bloody scatter brained! Love are little nut! X

11am – Ok so morning telly sucks, like really what the flip! So, I am doing my creative writing homework and trying to not freak out at how much I’m missing! I know it’s only a week, but what if I can’t catch up or my grades drop?!

12.15- 1.15pm – I love you for bring home bagels! Oh and actually letting me have a whole 10 mins to eat them in! 😉 I do love a Tuesday lunchtime shag on the sofa! Only you can make me come 4 times in 50 mins, let me give you a blow job and extra time cuddles!

2pm – Walking the dogs . I can’t walk past that bench without blushing!

3.30pm – Yep I am making proper diner tonight! Not cooking for a week was horrid and I know you said not to, but next time I have treatment I am so leaving meals in the freezer for babe. I worried little one would eat crap and undo all her hard work L yes, I’m a fuss bucket I know but I worry about you all so much when I’m not here. (it’s my thing!)

5pm – house is clean again! Yay! Ok I know it was clean and tidy , But it is ‘mouse’ clean again!

5.45 – pm your home earlier than you said! Yay!

6.30 pm – ahhh! Ok so I am being big headed, but that dinner was a good one!

7 – 8 pm – I do love it when we all have a shower together! Teehee, takes 3 times as long , but I am defo clean!

8.30 – 11pm – Well that was fun! I do love it when you let Babe be all Dom on us all! Thank you so much for your tongue and hands on me and for fucking the hell out of us all! Toffee sauce was inspired!

11.15pm – bed time story and lights out. One is a pooped little mouse tonight!

Wednesday 22nd of February 2017 – 4.30 am – I do not care who the fuck needs to speak to you, but wait till a god damned earthly hour to ring! GRRRR!!!!

6.30 am – Well I’m up and ! Lol . Dogs walked , breakfast done , meds and neb done , and shopping list written! Washing on , sheets in the dryer and ironing started. (did 2 baskets and have to left to do) . Thank you for going easy on Kitten , she is poorly bad, shouting is not going to help. She is getting looked after now, we will make her fit back together again. Sorry I got stroppy and pouted, but you laughed and hugged us , so it was worth it!

10 am – Uncle Fred has decided to drive today; cos I was poorly last week! I’m allowed to get the coffee!

11am – Food shopping and coffee done! The man in Starbucks was flirty, I said aww thank and smiled, got a free hot milk!

12.15 – Aunty may has made drunken cake and her tomato soup! We had grilled cheese sandwiches with it, opppsss! that is not on my eating list is it, no chance you’re going to let that one slide is the?! Kitten ate her lunch and extra custard! I know I can’t do this but I’m watching her to make sure she is eating and not purging, why would she think she is anything but perfect?!

2pm – oh dear god! Please, please do not encourage Aunty May anymore! I already have her stalking my Facebook and Instagram! She has even sat down and written her drunken fruit cake recipe out for sir! I can’t have it but he can, how unfair is that?! Sulking now!

4pm – We are having burritos for dinner, but we are going meat free! Writing a blog post about our girl dates , with kitten . PMSL!

5pm – why does it take So long to fold towels? And why have I got so many flannels? And why does folding towels make my hands itch like crazy?

6pm – Dinner is served! Thank you for not being a bum about no meat in them , kitten is eating and that is what matters!

7pm – Still writing the bloggy thinging bob.

9pm – Bed and tv with the girls, I wish you would just come to bed and stop working , your tired my love, please don’t stay up to late.

10.30pm – thank you for coming to bed, and thank you for the story, taws delicious!

11pm – Light out , I need sleep!

Thursday 23rd February 2017 – 5.45am – So yes, I’m up 15 mins early, but if I must be cooking the nude I’m putting the heating on, it is flipping cold!

6.15am  Breakfast done, dogs walked, yoga done , meds done , neb done! Living room tidy, all down stairs floors swept and washed! I need to sort the airing cupboard out, remind me later please!)

10am – College work is killing my brain. I am going to finish my history and then do something fun!

12.30pm – Me and kitten have taken all 7 dogs to the pub for lunch!  Love the fact that 6 of them walking and just flop! Spidie even walked in this time , but asked to sit on kittens lap cos the barman wanted to fuss her! Jordy got in Kim’s handbag again, mad eye ran around like a looney and boodie, blossom, and belle just slept in front of the fire! Safire is being fussy and seems uncomfy L

2pm – So yeah long lunch! I am now going to crack on with homework, Do the videos that have been sent over and then write up my client notes. I have really got to stay on top of them better, or I’ll be the one getting all behind and unorganised.

5.30pm – So pancetta and pea pasta for tea and me and kitten are having tomato sauces and feta pasta.

6.15- I hate eating dinner that quick, but I need to clean up and be ready to leave by 6.45pm, Date night!

7pm – ok , I know I say this a lot , but Babe ‘Rules ‘ on the date planning! Guys and Dolls, with pre-performance drinks! Thanks, you for dropping us off and for looking after the hounds! Yours the best x x

10pm – Ok that was great, awesome and epic! Now going to creams for ice cream! Although I have no idea how I’m going to walk there in these shoes and this skirt, I may freeze to death!

12.30 am – Opppsss late home and drunk as a skunk! Why is it when I go out you insist on making the floors all wonky, adding more stairs and the bathroom miles from the bed?? Also I can give jazzy a piggy back , I has got muscles too! But thank you for making us tea and toast, sweet! Now how do you get a bra off Babe without her noticing?!?!?

2am- I swear sex is better when it’s with all of us and I get to play with babe’s lady bits! Night sexy one. X x x x

Friday 24th  February 2017: 6.20am – Up, yoga and dogs walked. Home to make the girls and your breakfast and eating it in bed! the girls have hangovers and I swear bear is green. Proud of you still going for your run and thanks you muchly for taking mad eye and saffie with you x x .

9am – ok having managed to get the girls up, showered and dressed, feeling super proud of myself. Only for you to turn up with bagels, 2 knackered dogs and 4 very happy ladies! Love you Frenchie x

9.30am – FAMILYDAY! Bring it on!

10.15am – If I had known we was going swimming I would so have not done yoga! I always forget , when you say swimming you mean swimming. The girls all go off to do their lengths and I have to stay with you and practice . No looking at boobies! But then I did get to spend time with you, I did get my swimming lesson (thank you for doing that and not making me feel silly x ) and for the smooch;)

11.45 am – Ok so yes, we took ages, yes, we are women and yes, we did sort of misbehave, but you did say to take are time and to make sure we showered well;)

12.30 pm – YAY! Secrets for lunch, oh yay!!!

1.30 – Home . Time to walk the hounds again and then sofa time and Dvds!

3.30 pm – I do not need a nap! (if that is code for an afternoon eye opener you so need to just say!)

4pm – Hmm now that is a nap I will take every day of the week!

6pm – I love cooking and doing homework with the girls! Oh, and I know you’re up to something, just not what it is! #clueless

7pm – Ok housekeeping Shower and as always thank you for taking the time and care to check that I’m clean, hairless and for washing my hair and back. Glad I got little Tony clean and thank you for making me scream!

7.30pm – squeak!!! Really, really ,really practice in the living room!!!! We always make you proud and smiley .

10.30pm – dear god my bottom is going to be black and blue in the morning, but thank you! oh and god I have missed kittens and little bears boobies, oh and Babe was on good form as always! Glad she got you going at her full force though, she needs it sometimes, hell we all do!

11.15pm bed time story and lights out! Tired little mouse!

Saturday 25th February 2017: 6am – Yoga, Dogs walked, med and neb done, breakfast cooked, eaten and cleared up. Sorry I got in a tizzy over stuff and I am sorry I put myself down. I know I get punished for it, I know it breaks my rules and I’m trying not to do it. 3 weeks without doing it is pretty good for me. Thank you for boosting me up , for cuddles and loving me , even though I have a broken brain sometimes!

9.30am – ok I know you’re having a ‘boy’s day’. But I still think going to a craft fair and then afternoon tea is way more fun than spending the day playing Xbox, just saying! Please call for pizza or chinse and pretty please , don’t let Alex try cooking again, pretty please!?!?!?! Begs on her knees!!!!

10am – Yep we made it, yep we had a big breakfast, yep we went straight to the waffle and crape stand! Could we each chose what we wanted , hell no! So, we shared each other’s! Banana, Nutella and salted caramel cream won the day! (not telling tails , but Bear liked the plate, just saying!)

12.15pm – Ekk! Having so much fun! I have bought stuff that I know what I’m going to use! let’s just say the hounds are all going to have new collars, blankets, and beds for the van! Ok I also got some stuff for myself to have a go at too and me and Nikie want to talk to you about the work room! So now I’m going to try and eat lunch in a crowed hall, in front of people I don’t know and I’m not going to have a fit!

12.45- I did it!!! Oh my god , go me! Babe put the rubbish in the bin cos I got freaked out a little , but I did ok!

1.30pm – Ok, so I got panicked and told the girls I need to time out. Got a cup of tea and read my book for 30 mins , then the girls came and found me. proud I saw I was getting close to attack and stopped it!

2-3.30pm – Ok you rock! Afternoon tea + bubbles + my girls = Happy Mouse!

4pm – Home. Babe seems to of decided you all need haircuts! Hahaha! So, me, Kitten and Bear are doing colouring and playing games in the kitchen!

6.20 pm – See I told you homemade curry goes down better that take out! Nah a nah! 😛

7.15pm – Showers , Jammies on and hair in braids! And yes, I have kept a bra on so we can’t be trying to cheat!

8pm – Wii sport tournament, Girls v Boys! Although I for one think the fact you Gus keep flashing your guns is very unfair! I may just have to take top off or make out with Babe!

11pm – We so kicked you bum! Hahaha! But I do think I have dislocated a boobie, care to check!

12pm – that was nice , I like it when you just decided I need fucking, just hard and long and the fact you know just when to get that arm across my throat! Put now sleep , please sleep !

Sunday 26th February 2017: 6am – Up and at em! I slept super well last night. Yoga , dog walked, meds and neb done, breakfast eaten. Towels on to wash, cloths hung out to dry, sheets folded (thank you bear for offering to help) Shower, hair wash, dressed, hair done and makeup on. Thank you for not being to demanding this morning, I can’t be kinky or sexy before Mass! I know its old fashioned , but I do like my bells and my smells! I always have and I guess I always will take comfort in my faith. And Thank you for putting a tie on , brushing your hair and coming to hold my hand, I really do love you a great deal Frenchie!

10.30am – oh dear lord, that was hard work! I know I’m not a parent, but good god, I swear if I acted like that at mass when I was a kid I would have the spanking of my life! (mmm spankings)

11am – Home to house work and dinner prep, Babe is working , bear is out with jay and you and Nikie have gone back to bed! I know you’re doing it cos you said you’re tired, but I know your letting me have a bit of time to tidy and clean up, I know competitive house work, blah blah blah, but it makes me happy!

1pm – bear got us soup and fancy bread for lunch ! got to love our little one. X

1.30pm –  family dog walk. I really do think we need to wear more bright colours, we looked like a really goth Adams family!

2.50pm – Homework time. I am so never going to get the hang of this ITC stuff, but I’ll keep at it!

4pm – Why, oh why did I think cooking veggie and meat bolansain would be fun to teach Bear , on a Sunday when we have people coming to dinner!

6pm – Thank you for sorting the wine out, for getting kitten to do the table, babe to go get bread and for keeping the menfolk out of the kitchen. I know Alex is a great cook , but he starts changing stuff and I get lost and confused!

8pm – Epic dinner , now bath time with girls and then time for a beer!

8.30pm – Ok I feel like we are just being slobs, but oh hell, Sunday night to cuddled up on the sofa with you guys is my little bit of heaven!

12am- Did I full asleep again?! Thank you for caring me to bed, for tucking me in and now cuddling me back to sleep!